Human Helf-elf

Ah, another day down, another day closer to death (if one were to be extremely pessimistic) and another day closer to growing up and losing all semblance of innocent (hah, innocent! I crack myself up sometimes) childhood.

German class was a mess. I felt like a spastic tadika kid going through the first stages of counting. Crimity! Them Deutsch pronounciations are HARD!

I'm watching National Geographic at the same time as typing this. There seems to be some programme on bacteria on. There's such a thing as...bright pink bacteria! Dear Dominus! Talk about pink pain for the brain. Urgh... ah well. They're showing fancy -schmancy jellyfish now. Cool...

I got a hand-me-down nightie top from mum today. I have no bleedin' idea when she got this piece of scrap that's masquerading as a blouse... but damn! It really reminds me of a bolster case! There're these...elastic frilly type things you find on the end of a bolster case that act as the fringe of the sleeves and neck and bottom fo the blouse. It's bleedin' thin material, white in colour and with odd bits of fluff that's bright in colours, but thankfully faded enough not to blind me. Mum told me to use it as a night shirt (obviously I'm not going to sport such an outfit outside the sanctuary of my home walls!) so I am... I hope this is worth it. I feel like Dobby... without the masochistic values. Seriously, that little literature being must seriously be into S & M; it's sorta freaky to think of little kids being exposed to such things at such a young age.

So, I'm sporting a night-top taht must be the first cousin to my pillow case and the sister of my bolster cover. I just hope it's cooling. I swear, if it isn't, this piece of scrap will be scrapped. And don't any of you out there even think of taunting me about my choice of sleep wear! Remember, hell hath no wrath like awoman scorned, and I have my ways for payback!

Okay... I don't know whether to be disturbed by this bacteria programme or not. Cow shit for soap. Huh... who would have thought it? Ah well... cockroaches are supposed to be good food too. *shrug*