So, I'm rather annoyed. See, there were two blathering chipmunks who insisted on chattering throughout the entire political science lecture today. They decided to chatter loudly, and annoyingly (but were smart enough to do it at a volume where the professor couldn't hear them in the giant auditorium) to the point of distraction. It was most annoying.

After a certain point I snapped and told them to keep it down. Politely if annoyedly.

They did. For all of three seconds. They apparently found my request to be inane enough to ignore, never mind the fact that the people directly in front of them were just as annoyed and that we all paid to be in that class to learn, not to hear two imbeciles imitate chipmunk white noise.

Honestly, if they weren't out of reach, I would have been tempted to strangle them with their own hair, little bastards. Not the first time some idiots have decided to use class as a discussion forum either. If this continues, I'm taking it up to my TA and hoping something can be done about those dungus.

I am not paying over a thousand US dollars per class to listen to blathering drivel from inconsiderate crickets. If it means spraying the little pests in the face with pesticide to shut them up, I'll bloody well find a way to do it. Damned asses.