WTH?!

This was simply odd. No doubt about it.

Does anyone know who these characters are?!

If you landed in Bleach and screwed things up... by biteme65
Name/Alias/SN:
Your best friend becomes:
You get married to:
But are sleeping with:
You kill:
Who has children with:
You shove Kon's spirit into:
And decide to adopt:
Who kills you finally?
But it's possible you'll come back as: