I was sitting through another class of Chemistry blowing my nose off compliments of the wonderful flu epidemic spreading around the school of Cempaka.

There were a few people in class going off on a coughing fit. Real coughing fits. In the way that Mr.Sheats says things (I'm quite positive that he was attempting to joke...but I'm not too sure). he shook his head and said in a grave voice, "Don't cough so much! Don't you know I'm paranoid? I'm so afraid of the germs. Look, I can see them floating around me now...mocking me, laughing at me!"

In response, the rest of class laughed.

Me -- I was muttering to myself, "Is he so sure that it isn't us that's laughing at him?"

So... if that's what he intended, is this another way of saying we're germs? O___o